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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!