Kurt Cobain Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Well I'll be damned!

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Their last biggest hit was The Wall

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Both of their last big hits were the wall.

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It has the blues

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Benjamin the blues!

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Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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Craig in the wall!

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I'm cerebro

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Because he doesn't have a brain

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Elf and safety

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Crumbs!

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

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Namaste