Kurt Cobain Jokes

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about deadly snakes?

They've got poisonality!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why is Windows 10 releasing before nine?

Because 7 8 9

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Road Trip Jokes More Road Trip Jokes

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.