Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!