Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.