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Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Electrocute Jokes More Electrocute Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!