Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.