Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.