Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

You might also enjoy:

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.