Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!