Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.