How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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Tolkien Jokes More Tolkien Jokes

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Frodough Jokes More Frodough Jokes

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.