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How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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Tolkien Jokes More Tolkien Jokes

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.