Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Lord Rings Jokes More Lord Rings Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Merit Jokes More Merit Jokes

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

C.S. Lewis Jokes More C.S. Lewis Jokes

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Who did they cast as The Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

Sauron Jokes More Sauron Jokes

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan