Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What's snoop dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

Sauron Jokes More Sauron Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Lord Rings Jokes More Lord Rings Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Lotr Fan Jokes More Lotr Fan Jokes

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Merit Jokes More Merit Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Lotr Jokes More Lotr Jokes

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

Frodough Jokes More Frodough Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.