Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.