Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Who did they cast as The Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Lord Rings Jokes More Lord Rings Jokes

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Lotr Jokes More Lotr Jokes

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!