Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Lord Rings Jokes More Lord Rings Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

C.S. Lewis Jokes More C.S. Lewis Jokes

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.