Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code