What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...