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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...