What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.