Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

You might also enjoy:

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping?

Brocery shopping

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A dope ring.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie