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Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Chlamydia Jokes More Chlamydia Jokes

What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know