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Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Chlamydia Jokes More Chlamydia Jokes

What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)