Applause Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie