Applause Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Chlamydia Jokes More Chlamydia Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.