A rebel without applause.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Marma'lady
It's beer pressure.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A Chewie
Han Solo
Because of all the resistance training
A rebel without a Claus.
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because they're dead.
They're two-tired.
A stand up guy
Carpet bombing.
They are both full of crap.
