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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!