What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)