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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)