What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!