Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.