Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.