Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.