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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What is big hairy and can fly?

King Kongcorde!

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.