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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.