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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.