Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!