Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.