Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

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What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.