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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.