What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.