Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!