What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.