Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel