What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's water?

So she wouldn't feel stupid.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny