What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

Fondue

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.