What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.