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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.