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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.