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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny