What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who?

Accidentally on purpose!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!