What does a chemist say when he's pouri...

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.