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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

Fondue

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.