What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!