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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.