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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.