What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.