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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!