What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.