What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.