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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!