Knock knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!

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Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.