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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!