How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.