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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"