How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31