How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

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What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.