How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.