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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.