How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement