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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.