Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.