Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.