Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!