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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)