Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.