Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!