What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas