What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud