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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas