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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.