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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.