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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.