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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!