What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.