What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)