What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.