What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian