What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.