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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian