What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.