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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.