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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What did the bumble bee striker say?

Hive scored!