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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx