Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.