Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish