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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!