Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

Party poopers

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.