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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!