Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Santa Claws

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.