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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish