Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.