Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.