Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity