Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.