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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.