Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.