Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.