Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.