Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.