Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish