Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Crabs on your organ

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.