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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.