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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.