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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.