What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.