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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.