What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!