How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while