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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.