How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!