How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.