How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!