Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.