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Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.