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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).