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How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward