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How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

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What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward