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How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward