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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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