Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

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Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)