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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!