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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

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Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)