Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)