Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.