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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Marry People Jokes More Marry People Jokes

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!