Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!