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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.