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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!