Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!