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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.