What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.