What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!