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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.