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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!