What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun