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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!