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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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At the ugly parlour.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

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Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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H2OOOHHHGG

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy