March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.