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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.