Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Because to them love means nothing.

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The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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A self-cleaning coven.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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He had cold feet.

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They always get cold feet!