Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.