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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.