Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.