Hot Tub Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

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None, that's a Facilities problem.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub