Hot Tub Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea