Hot Tub Jokes

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.