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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.