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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.