How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.