How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.