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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.