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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.