How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.