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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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Ya know what Just screw it.

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One for the money, two for the show.

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It's your dad.

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Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.