How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Mra Jokes More Mra Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!