How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.