How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.