How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst