How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.