Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
A pumpkin!
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
An inner tuber.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
A tire.
A rubber band
It was missing a tire.
A Ferris Wheel.
Your tires are low.
A tire
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
Pssssssssssst
A tire!
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Because cars don't wear clothes.
I'm tired!
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Poop-ease
Because black tires makes your car run faster
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
A fork
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
Rastafriedrice
Go for the juggler
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
