Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What did the tire say to the tire?

I'm tired!

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None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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One.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

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Chowasaki. - Pat H.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...