Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
A pumpkin!
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
An inner tuber.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
A tire.
A rubber band
Tires need changing too you know!
It was missing a tire.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A Ferris Wheel.
Your tires are low.
A tire
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
Pssssssssssst
A tire!
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Because cars don't wear clothes.
I'm tired!
There are two black people fighting.
Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.
Just Do It
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
Because black tires makes your car run faster
Terry Fox
Goose bumps.
It's two tired.
They're two tired.
By octobus!
Submitting a stool sample.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
A pizza can feed a family of four!
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
So you'll never know which side he's on.
