Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What did the tire say to the tire?

I'm tired!

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The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Ice-is

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

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Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)