Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What did the tire say to the tire?

I'm tired!

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Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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His vision was based on movements.

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!