What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

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What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."