What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

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What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."