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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.