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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

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What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.