What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.