What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine?"

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*